Thursday, May 29, 2008

Thursday, Ya.

Today was an uneventful morning of shopping. I've decided that I have a wide foot and a way-too-small ass.
Don't try to convince me otherwise, there's nothing you can do.
Now I'll get dressed for work, where I'll be subjected to people who smell like piss and probably have the HIV.

But first! I need to have my eyebrows waxed. They are OUT OF THIS WORLD, sprouting into big bushes of death...

Roughing it along the Appalachian Trail


Camping; June 6-8...

List of stuff I need to bring along (according to Maggie, my personal lil girlscout cookie!!):

*sleeping bag

*pillow (small, a hoodie could work)

*clothes for two days (jeans are a bad idea if there is rain in the forecast)

*rain gear (an umbrella doesn't cut it)

*pajamas

*hoodie

*mess kit (stuff to eat with and upon) tuna fish can(s) and utensils should be sufficient

*wire coat hanger with cardboard base

*dop kit

*personal items such as a toothbrush, soap, shampoo, etc.

*sunscreen

*towel

*bathing suit?

*personal first aid kit

*pocket knife

*matches

*folding chair

*rope

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Moldy Bread Girl

Oh God, I got jealous of Maggie's blogspot thing and now I have one too!