Thursday, Ya.

Today was an uneventful morning of shopping. I've decided that I have a wide foot and a way-too-small ass.
Don't try to convince me otherwise, there's nothing you can do.
Now I'll get dressed for work, where I'll be subjected to people who smell like piss and probably have the HIV.

But first! I need to have my eyebrows waxed. They are OUT OF THIS WORLD, sprouting into big bushes of death...